Hey Sugartits

transientendeavor:

alunaes:
We are all Anderson Cooper
Its funny because i literally just learned in math class how to find out how many people are in a crowd and its really not that hard at all.

(via ezorzea)

appasauce:

officialcommanderlexa:
officialcommanderlexa:
i always laugh whenever we have to centrifuge bacteria because imagine you’re just chilling in some broth with your buds and then someone comes along and puts you in a tube and spins you at fucking 14,000 rpm
i want a shirt that says #get centrifucked

(via thelifeofatubaplayer)

hacksign:

I love crossing the street while cars are turning cuz it’s like wow either you hit me and I die, you hit me and I sue you, or you don’t hit me and I get to cross the street either way I win.

(via zackisontumblr)

rosedosed:

aorticarchnemesis:
hentired:
Bada bing
Babadook

(via sadmyballoonflewaway-deactivate)

just-shower-thoughts:

Horror movies should include bloopers, so after watching the main film you’ll be able to sleep

multi-purpose-solution:

pi4nobl4ck:
pi4nobl4ck:
hmmmm
Oh my fucking GOD can’t you people just be normal for ONCE IN YOUR LIFE

(via sadmyballoonflewaway-deactivate)

Timestamp: 1486529894

multi-purpose-solution:

pi4nobl4ck:
pi4nobl4ck:
hmmmm
Oh my fucking GOD can’t you people just be normal for ONCE IN YOUR LIFE

(via sadmyballoonflewaway-deactivate)

rustingawayslowly:
the-movemnt:
“We don’t have to retrain [police]. We gotta let them be held accountable for their actions.” -Ronald Lanier (x) | follow @the-movemnt
😞
Where’s all the “Blue Lives Matter” people now?!?!

…Or does that only apply when the victims are White?

…Or does that only matter if the offenders aren’t also cops?

(Source: facebook.com, via ealthia)

Timestamp: 1486529402

pottercastleminds:

rustingawayslowly:
the-movemnt:
“We don’t have to retrain [police]. We gotta let them be held accountable for their actions.” -Ronald Lanier (x) | follow @the-movemnt
😞
Where’s all the “Blue Lives Matter” people now?!?!

…Or does that only apply when the victims are White?

…Or does that only matter if the offenders aren’t also cops?

(Source: facebook.com, via ealthia)

bitchevans:

bitchevans:
if you look closely you can see that one of chris evans’ eyes blink .375 seconds faster than the other and it’s the funniest fucking thing

(via ugly)

toinfinityandbeyonce:

allisonpregler:
phyxrak:
elizabethmarten:
when youre running late for saving your soulmate from a cursed pirate ship
The single greatest scene in anything ever 😂😂😂😂
@skillzyo
this is the single greatest fuck you to physics that ever came out of this show